What your panic shopping says about you

Posted byJessica SamuelPosted inUncategorizedTags:, , ,

Are you…

A: The person who bought the whole shelf of bread at Costco the first day you heard the word “quarantine”?

B: The person who bought an extra toothbrush to get into the spirit, but not sure why you bought that extra toothbrush?

C: The person who is telling everyone else what to buy now, because you are watching trends and charts and things?

D: The person who is making all of your own cleaning supplies from scratch, because it is so adorable and fun to craft.

A: Calm. Down. And now that you have all that sh*&, share a little. Man.

B: I see you. Make some friends with the people who answered yes for type A.

C: Thanks. I mean, I won’t do what you’re recommending, because it’s just A LOT right now. But thanks.

D: Ok! Fun! None of that stuff will work, probably, but it was fun and cute! So it was worth it.

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